2008 Woodie Awards
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My safety's worth parking tickets
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I have a ridiculous number of parking tickets. The main reason for this is that I often park at the meters outside of my sorority house, or in the pay lot. On top of that, I do not get up early enough sometimes to move my car to Lot 6. Now, I'll accept that 80 percent of the time it is completely my fault for getting the tickets because of my not waking up in time to move.
Revolution: the only solution
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America the beautiful, America the brave, America the free. Each of these sentiments paint a charismatic picture of this turgid nation. It's a picture that has enchanted immigrants since the day of her inception. Majestic national parks that house wildlife reserves testify to her beauty.
Want to be student government president? Be our guest
A "student's bill of rights." Fixing potholes. Getting students interested in the Undergraduate Student Government. These are some of the ideas we heard from the candidates for president and vice president at Tuesday night's candidate forum. Everybody's rushing to get their names and faces out before the week-long elections that begin Monday.
